I'M GREY_CLOCK HAHAHA
Great mother of god, the full series brought together on a single web page:
You love it.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Get a single spade in a spin
Steal Steak Clock's booty.
Kill the author of this game.
Attempt to blow Strawberry Clock down.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.